Humor

 

Solomon wrote: “A cheerful heart is good medicine, but a crushed spirit dries up the bones” (Proverbs 17:22). I know from my own experience in life that laughter is therapeutic. It lifts a heavy spirit and refreshes you. I love to laugh. When I am not laughing, I am usually carrying a heavy load. Here are a few reasons to laugh. These are notes written by parents that were sent to their school for an excused absence.

 ·         My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.

 ·         Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

 ·         Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 2 9, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.

 ·         Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

 ·         John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

 ·         Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.

 ·         Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.

 ·         Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

 ·         Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

 ·         Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the                 porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

 ·         Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.

 ·         Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset         stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and                ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. Must be something going around.